Dive One - Refresher: I hadn´t dove for 7 years so it only made sense to reaquaint myself with the equipment as well as the 20 skills learned in the Open water Course I did back in ´03. These skills teach you what to do in case of emergencies, how to avoid emergences, how to deal with equipment issues, and basic techniques like buoyancy control. It all came back to me surprisingly quickly but I would not have felt comfortable with further dives if I had not taken it. At the end of the skills my instuctor, Jorgen, and I cruised along the reef checking out the coral, a lobster, loads of fish and a sea spagetti (a type of worm with tenticles) It felt so good to be back down there.
Dive 3 - Underwater Naturalist: You can imagine by the title why this dive appealed to me. Ecology, ecosystems, and best practices in interacting with marine organisms were discussed. The dive consisted of me having to identify a number of invertibrates, vertibrates, and plants. I knew some of them already but had to describe a few, writing down characteristics on a slate to look them up later. Jorgen showed me all sorts of neat things, the highlight being 2 giant green moray eels, which can reach lengths of 5 feet. One of the eels was at least that.
Dive 5: Underwater Photography: Unfortunately I am still unable to upload photos. Might have to wait until I return. I probably didn´t get any National Geographic cover shots but I think I captured the world down there pretty good, at least for my own memories, with a simple point and shoot camera in a special housing, waterproof and able to withstand pressure.
Dive 6: Night Dive: Really, really cool. Fish were sleeping, lobsters roaming around, the coral was fuzzy as much of it was activley feeding on algae and perhaps the coolest thing, bioluminescence of plankton. I am not entirely sure what is going on here, whether it is somesort of defence mechanism or what. But agitate the water and it is like thousands of stars all around you. We spent a few minutes without torch light just watching it, between cruising around looking at the reef at night.
I had a quick chat with a bar owner when I reached West Bay. He informed me that the only barber in the town was off today so I would have to go to the next town, Coxen Hole. As I tried to figure out my means of transport a young local guy asked me where I was going. I told him about the haircut in coxen hole and he came back with ¨my brother cuts hair¨ I thought what the hell, should be interesting. I got on the back of his scooter and he drove us a long a bumpy back street to his house. It was quite the place. Basically a ghetto. Out front were 3 old timers. One big lady, Craig, the scooter driver´s mother, and 2 old guys one smoking the absolute end of a cigarete. There were a bunch of kids running around, one naked todler and a few kids that proably should have been in school. There is a school, some go, some don´t. Out front of the house was a lot of exposed soil, a few trees, and a washing machine that looked like it died decades ago. The yard was littered with garbage and old broken machine parts. The house was small, run down and had no windows. At one point it proabaly did but they had long ago been boarded up. One of the oldtimers put in a call to the barber. It took him about 20 minutes to get there. He was very surely and didn´t say hi, only ¨how you want your hair cut¨ I explained it and we made out way to a chair at the side of the house, behind some laundry lines. He put a sheet around me. In front of the chair was old plastic table with a few very used clipper combs and a pair of scissors, missing a handle. He handed me a mirror, or part of a mirror to be more exact, to check out the progress. It had been a mirror of 2" or so but all that was left was one jagged corner. The haircut was a bit rough, not going to lie. My barber, not even sure of his name, pulled at my hair alot and seemed to comb my ear more than my hair. The thought came to mind of ¨what the hell am I doing¨ but I pushed it away. These people were nice and gentle (except the actual haircut) and I felt relatively safe. The job wasn´t too bad. Its a bit uneven and lumpy but I´m ok with that. My dad always said that a bad haircut will grow out in 3 days and if it doesn´t I don´t mind shaving the rest off. Barber asked for 100 lempires, about 5 bucks. I gave him 150 and a smile and was on my way. Definetly the most interesting haircut I have ever had!
It was time to make my way home. Again making my way along the beech but thinking about the ¨friends¨ I met on the way. They may have moved since my earlier walk so I started preparing myself early, finding a large, heavy peice of drift wood. As I got closer I bent down and picked up a handful of sand, keeping it my right hand, my throwing arm, and the stick in my left. If the dogs came at me again I would throw the sand in their eyes and pop the stick up into my right hand in a baseball bat position. If the dirty buggers got closer than 2 metres I was prepared to give them the good news with the club and if I was bit again I was going to bite back. I also stayed along the waters edge so I could step out into the ocean. A few metres in and I would be standing, the dogs swimming, and me with a big advantage. What I was really hoping for though, was that in the heat of the day they were lying under a tree somewhere and would not be a problem. I kept myself switched on tracking in the sand for their prints and stayed at the ready, not tense but ready. I soon passed the area that we would be in and made it past a pier that I was pretty certain they couldn´t pass. Lucky for me lucky for them.
I can hear the jungle screaming my name and should be there in the next few days...